“ Only a shlimazel would be unnoticed if they were you. This is your shtik. Just give them a positive spiel and throw in some schmaltz. You are not a schmuck or a shlemiel. Shmooze them. Mazel Tov on this great opportunity. Shalom.”
…what
I
she’s
she’s not Jewish
what
is she doing
How about you just accept the words of encouragement and move on?
I am sick of these motherfuckin cumberbatches on my motherfuckin dashboard
POST SHERLOCK SHIT ONE MORE TIME.

i wonder if there’s a way you can block tags, too. =u=
there is, just download tumblr savior :D
THANK YOU!!!! ;A; <3
i wonder if there’s a way you can block tags, too. =u=
and i’m the only one who didn’t know it
if anyone needs me i’ll be drifting through space

So I tried Take This Lollipop. It’s supposed to be something that scares you about how much information can be found about you on your Facebook. Unfortunately for the guy in the video, a lot of the information on my Facebook was unreliable (as you can probably tell by my supposed profile picture pinned up in his car). This led to possibly the most hilarious thing I have ever seen in my life. Every photo on my FB that he stalked either had my cat doing something cute or me facing my back towards a ninja photographer. The cherry on top? He didn’t even get the city I live in right. When that guy gets to Irvine, he’s going to be disappointed.
I’m going to cry myself to sleep tonight.


i’m glad you liked it! OuO